Night falls fast. Today is in the past.

someone plz tell me this

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:01:16 -0700

someone plz tell me this

brickbyboringbrick523: As if I needed another reason to love...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:24:00 -0700

brickbyboringbrick523:

As if I needed another reason to love John Krasinski

haha this was great!

If you still look cute when you’re done, you’re not doing it...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:23:00 -0700

If you still look cute when you’re done, you’re not doing it right.

christoph-waltzed: I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so...

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:58:11 -0700

christoph-waltzed:

I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so her hair was ridiculously long [imagine Rapunzel basically] and she always complained about it but her mum wouldn’t let her get it cut

So one day at recess she put an entire pack of chewed gum in her hair at the exact length she wanted it cut to.

She came in the next day with her hair cut how she wanted it and a smug grin on her face and I knew that that girl was going places.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 11:56:10 -0700

Had never seen it from the beginning so I’ve been watching...

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:50:12 -0700

Had never seen it from the beginning so I’ve been watching it nonstop for 3 days. #theoffice#tv#show#gimmejimhalpert

alex-in-real-life: leobsession: Which one is your fave? the...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:56:02 -0700

alex-in-real-life:

leobsession:

Which one is your fave?

the one where he won the Oscar?

Going to the creek at the canyon today!...

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:25:22 -0700

Going to the creek at the canyon today! #food#healthy#fun#beautifulday#love#date

funnysh1z: Silly Jorah, you should have known all you need to...

Mon, 20 May 2013 03:10:55 -0700

funnysh1z:

Silly Jorah, you should have known all you need to do is give Daenerys a bag of heads.

memewhore: epiphanymuch: memewhore: kindasortaalwaysright: wait… i have to wait until June 2 for...

Mon, 20 May 2013 03:08:51 -0700

memewhore:

epiphanymuch:

memewhore:

kindasortaalwaysright:

wait… i have to wait until June 2 for the next episode of GoT???

I actually heard his scream

No, that was me.

noooooooooooooooo

You scrawled “FEDx” partly on the fuselage and partly on the...

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:55:16 -0700

You scrawled “FEDx” partly on the fuselage and partly on the wing, as your dad hangs outside the cockpit window while the engines are on fire. And just when I thought I’d seen all the stupid little surprises your drawing could yield, I notice that you drew passengers on a FedEx flight.

omfg

theangelgabrieldidmyhair: The Yahoo people actually coming to look at the site they want to buy

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:51:13 -0700

theangelgabrieldidmyhair:

The Yahoo people actually coming to look at the site they want to buy

Dear every manufacturer of women's clothing, ever:

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:50:59 -0700

my-girl-binx:

bythehammerofthor94:

deadjohn:

bassoonerthebetter:

lord-kitschener:

gothiccharmschool:

Faux pockets are an abomination. If you’re going to bother putting pocket flaps on something, add the G-d damn pockets.

No love,

Jilli

And make the pockets deeper, you soulless bastards.

You know what’s attractive?

Not this:

EVERYONE REBLOG THIS

On average, men’s pants have about 6 inch deep pockets.

IT’S 2013 AND WE STILL DON’T HAVE PANTS POCKETS EQUALITY

PANTS POCKETS EQUALITY!!!

i just put mine in my butt pocket. no problem

holdnoquarter: Today I came across goats playing on a...

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:34:52 -0700

holdnoquarter:

Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen

hahaha

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:20:15 -0700

hahaha

Didn’t do my #insanity #workout this morning and now I have to...

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:15:00 -0700

Didn’t do my #insanity #workout this morning and now I have to do it after I ate a lot at a party :,(

partybarackisinthehousetonight: my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was...

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:39:09 -0700

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”

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Sat, 18 May 2013 15:32:37 -0700

They’re getting more green everyday with my added ingredients!...

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:52:00 -0700

They’re getting more green everyday with my added ingredients! I’m working hard to get that dream body! Did my first max interval circuit training from #insanity. I’m surprised I’m still alive.

I’m actually terrified for what’s about to go down 😁 I added in...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:52:00 -0700

I’m actually terrified for what’s about to go down 😁 I added in the 30 day squat challenge as well. Sweet baby Jesus I’m crazy.