3 days ago with 3 notes
Happy Easter from us to you!! 💋🐰 #easter#love @nicksiacotos

Happy Easter from us to you!! 💋🐰 #easter#love @nicksiacotos

3 days ago with 244,326 notes

instagrarn:

when you flawlessly rap that verse

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(Source: instagrarn)

3 days ago with 192,113 notes

lampsandtoasters:

kapooyah:

bellabracha:

what even IS american culture

it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value 

i don’t get it

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this might just be the most accurate discription of america ever

(Source: cockedtail)

3 days ago with 130,887 notes

fjordism:

AARON PAUL JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M SHITTING

3 days ago with 290,227 notes

rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

3 days ago with 443,341 notes

seraphphoenix:

STOP WHAT YOURE DOING. THERES A KITTY SWIMMING ON YOUR DASH

(Source: meanwhile-in-canada)

3 days ago with 2,043 notes

officialfrenchtoast:

when you’re on your computer & your mom calls you to do chores

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3 days ago with 129,609 notes
mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

3 days ago with 150,528 notes

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

3 days ago with 353,931 notes

carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:

mspgay:

snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

aaaaalrighty-then:

snorlaxatives:

why is being alive so expensive

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You spelled “suck” wrong.

???????????????????????????????

i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say

  • why is being alive so suck
  • why is being alive suck
  • why is suck
  • suck is being alive so expensive
  • why suck so expensive

?????

 

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what the fuck is going on

  • Suck suck suck suck suck suck

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