5 days ago
The floor is moving

The floor is moving

6 days ago
Loving my new shirt! #me#shopaholic

Loving my new shirt! #me#shopaholic

6 days ago with 456,365 notes

tupacabra:

mom: *knocks on door*

me: just a second don’t come i—

mom: image

like why bother knocking at all…

6 days ago with 36,336 notes
6 days ago with 80,098 notes

yeezus-fish:

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool
image

6 days ago with 121,327 notes
disturbingly-average:

i am 99.999% sure that literally everyone knows steve irwin is australian

disturbingly-average:

i am 99.999% sure that literally everyone knows steve irwin is australian

6 days ago with 30,232 notes

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6 days ago with 174,833 notes

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

Yes definitely

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6 days ago with 59,396 notes
yongmuney:

DEAD ASS HE LOOKED ME RIGHT IN THE EYE AS I TOOK THIS PICTURE

yongmuney:

DEAD ASS HE LOOKED ME RIGHT IN THE EYE AS I TOOK THIS PICTURE

6 days ago with 29,211 notes

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