December 2011
Me: I guess I should start my homework.
1 hour later
Me: I guess I should start my homework.
November 2011
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someonewithinternet:
cyn-marie replied to your photo: I think this girl’s Facebook profile picture is of…
Hmm or a rear view mirror. But who doesn’t love their chipotle? I might do that with my next picture on fb…
No fuck you, clearly she has photoshopped herself into a burrito out of love for Chipotle. Everyone does it. Who takes pictures of themselves in a rear view mirror?
This is...
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Omfg mom and Willo just scared the absolute shit...
So I walked in from the garage- I just came home from work- and the lights are out and that never happens in our house unless the power goes out. So I looked up at the hallway light and it was green like it was just turned off. I’m like mom? Cause her car was there. And then I shine the light from my iPhone into her room and she’s fucking standing there staring at me, not moving like...
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When the eff did they stop making French toast at...
“Nigga that sex was banging”
– Kingsley (on Breaking Dawn)
Not gonna lie, I fancy the absolute pants off you.
Falling asleep on the train/bus... →
funniest10k:
Expectation:
Reality:
Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
Falling asleep anywhere
When you & your bestfriend act like rappers.
lmaogtfo:
Haha or you and your boyfriend
rojerk:
triskaidecagon:
seeing your reflection when watching tv :/
that’s a laptop
but also, MATTE SCREENS FO LYFE
lolol i always hide my face if im watching something with nick
Someone write this paper for me.
I dont feel like bullshitting 3 pages tonight :/
