last night i found the most perfect christmas card of all time
i bought it, but i am keeping it for myself.
Apparently when you are in a job interview and the interviewer asks you to choose one word that best describes yourself, the correct answer is not “Fergalicious.”
Land of fogs. Spokane morning.
"when i was growing up people didn’t do that!"
"When I was your age…."
marijuana does awful things to people like forcing them to talk about how much they smoke it on every single fucking social network every single fucking day