This deadass the funniest tweet ever.
It’s so fucking weird how girls can just tell when our periods start. Like the exact fucking moment. You’re just sitting in bed or standing in line for groceries and your face does that thing kind of like in That’s so Raven when Raven gets a vision
Apparently deodorant helps if you put it on those areas? Who knew!!
Shoutout to the girls gettin chub rub but walking like your life isn’t falling apart because your inner thighs are on fire
I love this new update
breaking news: obama is not real. obama is a figment of our imaginations. this country is being run by our imaginary friend, barack obama
Breaking News: Mitt Romney campaigned against an imaginary man and still lost the presidency.
pipers reaction to polly and larry is my reaction to polly and larry
"Help, I’ve fallen glamorously and I can’t get up ;]"
All of the other mannequins look like they’re so sick of his shit.
"God damn it, Jerry’s at it again.