13 hours ago with 453,167 notes

tupacabra:

mom: *knocks on door*

me: just a second don’t come i—

mom: image

like why bother knocking at all…

13 hours ago with 34,326 notes
13 hours ago with 61,688 notes

yeezus-fish:

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool
image

14 hours ago with 106,952 notes
disturbingly-average:

i am 99.999% sure that literally everyone knows steve irwin is australian

disturbingly-average:

i am 99.999% sure that literally everyone knows steve irwin is australian

15 hours ago with 27,152 notes

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15 hours ago with 78,109 notes

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

Yes definitely

15 hours ago with 27,910 notes
yongmuney:

DEAD ASS HE LOOKED ME RIGHT IN THE EYE AS I TOOK THIS PICTURE

yongmuney:

DEAD ASS HE LOOKED ME RIGHT IN THE EYE AS I TOOK THIS PICTURE

15 hours ago with 5,436 notes

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17 hours ago with 353,215 notes

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17 hours ago with 489,784 notes

gollums-new-best-friend:

chileanboyvstheworld:

this guy is a guardian of the galaxy 

I feel safer already

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