Silly Jorah, you should have known all you need to do is give Daenerys a bag of heads.
wait… i have to wait until June 2 for the next episode of GoT???
I actually heard his scream
No, that was me.
You scrawled “FEDx” partly on the fuselage and partly on the wing, as your dad hangs outside the cockpit window while the engines are on fire. And just when I thought I’d seen all the stupid little surprises your drawing could yield, I notice that you drew passengers on a FedEx flight.
The Yahoo people actually coming to look at the site they want to buy
Faux pockets are an abomination. If you’re going to bother putting pocket flaps on something, add the G-d damn pockets.
And make the pockets deeper, you soulless bastards.
You know what’s attractive?
EVERYONE REBLOG THIS
On average, men’s pants have about 6 inch deep pockets.
IT’S 2013 AND WE STILL DON’T HAVE PANTS POCKETS EQUALITY
PANTS POCKETS EQUALITY!!!
i just put mine in my butt pocket. no problem
Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen
Didn’t do my #insanity #workout this morning and now I have to do it after I ate a lot at a party :,(
my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”